Дронт (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} drontik) wrote,@ 2007-11-10 01:59:00 |
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bash.org ftw
#367896 +(6837)- [X]
Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
#406381 +(5563)- [X]
I
do
not
know
where
family
doctors
acquired
illegibly
perplexing
handwriting;
nevertheless,
extraordinary
pharmaceutical
intellectuality,
counterbalancing
indecipherability,
transcendentalizes
intercommunications'
incomprehensibleness.
woah
*blinks*
#338364 +(6305)- [X]
Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders
#329409 +(6105)- [X]
A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure...
In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant
Велик и могуч английский язык =)
#367896 +(6837)- [X]
#406381 +(5563)- [X]
#338364 +(6305)- [X]
#329409 +(6105)- [X]
asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the
food shortage in the rest of the world?"
Велик и могуч английский язык =)
